HOLIDAY PARKING RULES!

1) If you pass an open spot, you cannot ‘back up’ to get it. Once it’s passed, it’s a free space again.

2) People who walk to their cars to put packages away, must let cars waiting for their spot know what their intentions are. (don’t make them wait, when you knew all along that you were not leaving, but just putting packages away.)

3) When you get into your car to leave & people are waiting for your spot, you must leave within 2 minutes…no need to put makeup on, make a phone call, adjust your hair, etc.

4) Taking up more than one spot is strictly prohibited!

5) If two cars are waiting for the same parking spot, the car that arrived 1st gets the spot. Regardless if the car backing out of the spot blocks the car that arrived 1st from entering right away.

6) If you pull into an open spot and you find out the spot in front of you is open and there are no parking blocks, you can not pull forward.

7) No ‘backing’ into parking spots 

 If two people arrive at an open parking spot at the same time, the first one to use their turn signal gets it.

9) Going the wrong way in parking lots with “one-ways” is strictly prohibited.

10) When waiting for a parking spot to open, you must give the person backing out enough room to do so.

11) You are responsible for your own shopping cart…..RETURN it. Do not leave it in a parking spot or where it can damage other cars.

12) No ’stalking’: following pedestrians back to their parking spots.

13) No Human’s can reserve or hold a parking spot by standing in it!!!

I didn’t think I could like Katy Perry and more than I already did… until I saw this video…

GOSSIP GIRL FANS!!!! Be listening at 9:15 PM for the Q104 debut of the ‘Gossip Girl: Never Have I Ever’ game!!

TONIGHT’S SCENARIO: NEVER HAVE I EVER SPREAD A FALSE RUMOR ABOUT SOMEONE!!!! CALL WITH STORIES (the juicer the better!!!)

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BRITNEY’s SEXXXXXY NEW VIDEO! Check it out.

 This is scary… Paris Hilton… A MOTHER?!?!?!

“I definitely want three or four [children],” she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister’s birthday.

As for a timeline? “Soon,” she said. “Maybe a year or two.”

In the meantime, she’s just enjoying domestic life with beau Benji Madden. “We just had our 7 month anniversary,” she gushed. “We are just so happy.”

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Take a look inside Katy Perry’s Tour Bus!!!

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We now know Miley’s Bday gift to herself was… A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING!

This pic was snapped at her DISNEYLAND B Day BASH this weekend! What’s Next???

In other news… DISNEY is thrilled.

You know, that smell after a college party with 4 kegs of Natural Light or Milwaukee ’s best. At any moment in the night you can walk into any college party in America and hear one of these songs. Regardless of when you went to school, you may relate.

10. Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl
9. Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places
8. Van Halen - Runnin’ With The Devil
7. Boston - More Than A Feeling
6. Anything by Jack Johnson
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
4. Rick Springfield - Jessie’s Girl
3. Anything by or featuring Lil Wayne
2. Bon Jovi - Livin’ On A Prayer
1. Journey - Don’t Stop Believin’

From That’s So Fetch.

*****UPDATE***** DIXIE HAS BEEN FOUND!!!! THANKS FOR EVERYONE’S HELP! 

I got this email yesterday. Hopefully, someone can help find DIXIE!!!

“I was told your radio station helps people find their lost dogs.  My dog got loose this morning at 8:45 while the kids were getting on the bus.  She is a golden retrieve/lab retriever mix, all black with golden legs and gold under her chin.  Her name is Dixie and she was lost on Bryden Road going towards Richmond Road in Beachwood. 

She has a tag with her name and our phone number on it 216-514-9442.  She is approximately 60 lbs and is very friendly, does not bite.  She has had all her shots.  Her blue retractable leash was on her when she got loose.  I can email pictures if that helps.

Please make this information available to your listeners and if you need anything further, please do not hesitate to call me.”

The world can now be at peace. And, I can finally get some sleep! Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are back on again. About time!! Don’t believe me?? Here’s the proof…

And the winner is… DAVID BECKHAM! For all you ladies here he is!

And the rest of the list:

10. Matthew McConaughey
9. Zac Efron
8. Brody Jenner
7. Gavin Rossdale
6. Ryan Sutter
5. Shemar Moore
4. Hugh Jackman
3. Mario Lopez
2. Robert Buckley
1. David Beckham

SHOW US you JONAS was the contest. Make a sign with Verizon Wireless and The Jonas Brothers on it. The best three signs got SOLD OUT Jonas Brothers tickets and Meet and Greet passes! Check out pix from the event!!!

And the winners were…

Check out this AMAZING video of a Burger King employee taking a bath in the Burger King Sink. Do you want fries with that?