Gee, I wonder why. Take a look at the get up she was in while taping a Holiday Special with Jay-Z.

True. This is sick. I found this website: www.mileysavefuzzy.com

“The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!

The idea is very simple. I’ve set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal. I intend to make a cat dish according to our ethnic cuisine. Check out the Recipes section for more information. Also, you can view some pictures of Fuzzy here.

I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Unfortunately I have no experience with that so I really hope I won’t hurt Fuzzy too much… but I’m sure eventually everything will be okay! As soon as the meal is prepared and eaten, I will update the Pictures section with photos of the resulting meal, as well as some notes and impressions from someone who had his first cat-based meal in life.”

This made me laugh… a lot. Maybe too much. Comment your caption below. Winner gets the satisfaction of winning. Hey! It’s a recession.

“Life can be so exhausting sometimes that a dog just doesn’t feel sexy anymore. And when you feel cold, lifeless and empty, how could you expect to feel sexy?”

If you really wanna read more about this… CLIKC HERE

MISSING DOG : $1000 REWARD

For the safe return of “Maverick” (pictured above), lost in the E30th and Lakeside area on September 30, 2009.

Contact Debbie at 216-403-7455 or 216-470-7133 with information.