Archive for the ‘Disney’ Category

DID MILEY CALL NICK JONAS GAY???

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Or did she just misspeak? Miley was performing and she decided to change up the words to her song ‘7 Things (I Hate About You)”  She switched “Your Games” to “You Gay”  It was rumored that the song was written about her former flame Nick Jonas. Hmmm… Is someone still bitter??? DUH!

FUZZY THE CAT IS GOING TO BE EATEN IF MILEY DOESN’T GET BACK ON TWITTER… WHAT?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

True. This is sick. I found this website: www.mileysavefuzzy.com

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“The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!

The idea is very simple. I’ve set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal. I intend to make a cat dish according to our ethnic cuisine. Check out the Recipes section for more information. Also, you can view some pictures of Fuzzy here.

I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Unfortunately I have no experience with that so I really hope I won’t hurt Fuzzy too much… but I’m sure eventually everything will be okay! As soon as the meal is prepared and eaten, I will update the Pictures section with photos of the resulting meal, as well as some notes and impressions from someone who had his first cat-based meal in life.”

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PICTURE OF LOHAN YOU’LL EVER SEE.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

I lied. Sorry.

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MILEY ON THE TODAY SHOW… SHE ACTUALLY SANG, Y’ALL!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Check out the MJ tribute line in the second verse. Classy. Michael would have been 51 this weekend.

THE DANE COOK JOKE YOU NEVER HEARD…

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

This joke was edited out of the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS last night on FOX. If you ask me, with all the TEEN photo scandals that have hit the internet in the past few years, it might not have been the WORST idea to let this joke be heard…