Lady Gaga kick off her “FAME MONSTER” Tour with a Bang… or a Boom… or some other cleve-ish way of saying that she fell. I’m not one to laugh, but wait… yes… I am one to laugh. Watching fall videos is a great way to waste time at work. This is no exception.

NOTICE: When she falls, you can’t hear any difference in her voice. Odd. Is someone not REALLY singing???

Here’s some of the latest from TMZ

“UPDATE — According to Tiger’s rep, he was in a “minor” accident, “admitted, treated and released today in good condition.”

Tiger Woods is in “serious” condition after being involved in a single car crash near his home in Florida early this morning.

The crash occurred at 2:20 AM in Windermere. He was taken to Health Central Hospital with facial lacerations.

Woods struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbor’s property. The fire hydrant is reportedly less than 100 feet from his driveway.

Police say alcohol was not a factor. There were no signs of alcohol on the scene. We’re told the police have yet to speak to Tiger.

As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman … and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.”

In honor of his umm… ‘controversial’ performance on the AMA’s on Sunday, getting disinvited to perform on Good Morning America AND appearing tonight on the Now Music Challenge. Here’s my interview with Adam Lambert from a few months ago. Enjoy!

“Matthew Roberts, a DJ in Los Angeles, recently made a shocking discovery that his real father is Charles Manson, the leader of the Manson Family, who was responsible for the the brutal murders of Sharon Tate and several others during a five-week killing spree in 1969.

“I didn’t want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It’s like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father,” Roberts told The Sun . “I’m a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster.”

Roberts struggles with the truth, telling The Sun, “He’s my biological father - I can’t help but have some kind of emotional connection. That’s the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother. I don’t want to love him, but I don’t want to hate him either.”"

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I’m not sure if this is REALLY funny, or a mixture of mildly unfortunate and mildly entertaining. Either way… ENJOY.