Archive for October, 2009

ELLEN SCARES THE $^&!! OUT OF TAYLOR SWIFT

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

SINCE THE TRIBE ISN’T IN THE WORLD SERIES…

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Well at least CURRENT Tribe players aren’t in The World Series. I figured I would cheer for the team with the better theme song… Check this.

SPEIDI HALLOWEEN… ACTUALLY KINDA FUNNY.

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Everyone’s favorite fame whores: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dressed up for Halloween. Ironically, they went as everyone’s 2nd favorite fame whores: Jon and Kate.

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IF YOU SHOWED UP AT BOO BASH WITH THIS COSTUME… YOU’D SOOOO WIN.

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Boo Bash is TOMORROW NIGHT. Boneyard in Mayfield Heights. $1,000 cash prize for best costume!

FUZZY THE CAT IS GOING TO BE EATEN IF MILEY DOESN’T GET BACK ON TWITTER… WHAT?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

True. This is sick. I found this website: www.mileysavefuzzy.com

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“The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!

The idea is very simple. I’ve set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal. I intend to make a cat dish according to our ethnic cuisine. Check out the Recipes section for more information. Also, you can view some pictures of Fuzzy here.

I do not consider myself a cruel person and I do love my cat. Unfortunately I have no experience with that so I really hope I won’t hurt Fuzzy too much… but I’m sure eventually everything will be okay! As soon as the meal is prepared and eaten, I will update the Pictures section with photos of the resulting meal, as well as some notes and impressions from someone who had his first cat-based meal in life.”