Illinois secretary of state, Jesse White, wants the state to pass a law prohibiting people from walking across the street while using a cell phone. A bill along those lines has already been introduced in the Illinois House. For more info on this ridiculously stupid idea… CLICK HERE

 We all know about Shia’s recent car crash that’s been all over the tabloids.  Now, you can own a piece of his mangaled truck.  CLICK HERE.

…Or at least cooler than I thought. Check out these photos of him at what APPEARS to be a college house party.  I want his life.

WHAT?!?! No Keg Stand?? After these pictures hit TMZ, the office of Senator Kerry released this statement:

“As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.” 

If you don’t tear up watching this… you’re not human. 

Check this out from FOX NEWS…

THREE RIVERS, Mich. —  Police in Michigan have arrested a man who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the Joker.

Detective Mike Mohney said Monday 20-year-old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers has been booked for investigation of larceny and malicious destruction of property.

Taylor is scheduled to be arraigned Aug. 5 in St. Joseph County District Court.

There is no telephone listing under his name in the Three Rivers area.

Mohney says officers who were dispatched early Sunday to the theater arrived to find employees restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of Batman’s nemesis in “The Dark Knight.” 

What is a frenemy?

“For most people, a frenemy is someone you call a friend, but in truth they drive you crazy“.

CELEBRITY FRENEMIES

~~ Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag: Not a duo to do things quietly, Montag and Conrad continue to duke it out on and off their reality TV show, “The Hills,” ever since Montag started dating Spencer Pratt. Though the two recently came together for a Rolling Stone cover shoot, they even stood at opposite ends of the frame.

~~ Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker: Just in time for the filming of their hit movie, “Sex and the City,” the former BFFs supposedly patched things up. Allegedly, Cattrall broke the ice by sending Parker some congratulatory flowers for her clothing line, Bitten, and Parker responded by sending Cattrall a few items. A hit movie couldn’t have hurt relations either.

~~ Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: The on-again, off-again ultimate party girls might have finally reached an agreement - for the cameras - in order to keep their boyfriends. Hilton and Richie have been dating brothers Benji and Joel Madden, respectively, for quite some time. There’s even talk of a possible double wedding in the works.

~~ Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston: Though Aniston has made some very public comments about wishing her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, and his paramour, Jolie, “all the best,” let’s get real. Rumors about bitter feelings between the two Hollywood stars abound.

Slydial lets you connect directly with another person’s cell phone voice mail, bypassing the traditional ringing process that often results — sometimes disastrously — with someone picking up on the other end.

Users call (267) SLY-DIAL from either a cell phone or a landline, and are prompted to enter another person’s cell phone number. Slydial puts callers directly into their target’s voice mail. Recipients should then get a voice mail notification, and sometimes they will see a caller’s number show up as a missed call, too. For More info on SLYDIAL CLICK HERE

A tracklist for the new ‘Guitar Hero IV: World Tour’ has appeared on gaming site GoNintendo.com. The site says the list is real and confirmation is expected in the next few days. ‘Guitar Hero IV: World Tour’ is expected to be released this winter. The rumored track include:

‘Dope Nose’ - Weezer
‘The Middle’ - Jimmy Eat World
‘All Around Me’ - Flyleaf

‘Sweet Home Alabama’ - Lynyrd Skinner
‘Santeria’ - Sublime
‘Mr Brightside’ - The Killers
‘Take It On The Run’ - REO Speedwagon
‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ - Nirvana

“Every Breath You Take’ - The Police

CLICK HERE for the entire list!