Illinois secretary of state, Jesse White, wants the state to pass a law prohibiting people from walking across the street while using a cell phone. A bill along those lines has already been introduced in the Illinois House. For more info on this ridiculously stupid idea… CLICK HERE

 We all know about Shia’s recent car crash that’s been all over the tabloids.  Now, you can own a piece of his mangaled truck.  CLICK HERE.

…Or at least cooler than I thought. Check out these photos of him at what APPEARS to be a college house party.  I want his life.

WHAT?!?! No Keg Stand?? After these pictures hit TMZ, the office of Senator Kerry released this statement:

“As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story.” 

If you don’t tear up watching this… you’re not human.